#21 - Is This A Common Turkish Greeting?

[2:03:40 pm]TurkishRomeo:do u wanna see my cum

[2:04:40 pm]TheSnob:See, the way this usually goes is you say, "Hi, I'm so and so, and (interesting tidbit). How're you today?" And then I respond, and we have a lovely conversation.

[2:05:03 pm]TheSnob:It has the wonderful side effect of letting you not look like a douchenozzle from moment one of our interaction.

[2:05:37 pm]TurkishRomeo:please dont mıss understand me

[2:05:57 pm]TurkishRomeo:just ı am so hard

[2:05:59 pm]TurkishRomeo:rıght now

[2:06:09 pm]TheSnob:I'd hate to misunderstand - feel free to explain yourself and clarify.

[2:06:28 pm]TheSnob:I suggest massage therapy, and perhaps ibuprofen for inflamation.

[2:06:31 pm]TurkishRomeo:ı am sorry ıf ı hurted yo

[2:07:36 pm]TheSnob:I'm unhurt; merely offended.

[2:07:44 pm]TurkishRomeo:good

[2:07:45 pm]TurkishRomeo:ok

[2:07:48 pm]TurkishRomeo:how are you today

[2:07:54 pm]TurkishRomeo:ı thınk ı can try one more tıme

[2:08:14 pm]TheSnob:Fine, thank you. The weather is nice, and I have managed to keep from catching a cold so far. How are you?

[2:08:58 pm]TurkishRomeo:ı am ok thank you

[2:09:08 pm]TurkishRomeo:just ı came from work

[2:09:10 pm]TurkishRomeo:and ı restıng ın my bed

[2:10:43 pm]TheSnob:I am still at work myself.

[2:11:25 pm]TurkishRomeo:you tıred?

[2:12:13 pm]TheSnob:A little, but I manage well enough nonetheless.

[2:12:47 pm]TurkishRomeo:where do u lıve

[2:13:04 pm]TheSnob:The United States. You're Turkish, I gather?

[2:13:51 pm]TurkishRomeo:ı am half englısh haf turkısh

...and then he went offline. I can only assume he was, uh, done. *cough*