#32 - Shake Those pixels for me, baby

Somehow, I have acquired a chatbot. It's an MSN chatbot that uses an automated script to attempt to lure me to some sort of site that, theoretically, is a camwhore site. Once every day or three it messages me; I've been amusing myself with diverting my responses into increasingly bizarre territory to see what kind of reaction I can spark from the script, and in the process learn what keywords trigger different things.

Today I discovered that writing in capslock gives no particular difference, but it doesn't like when you mention children in any context.


Cambot Juliet: I AM BACK!!!

The Snob: OMG I MISSED YOU SO MUCH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

Cambot Juliet: hey, hows it going?

The Snob: YOU WHORE HAV EYOU BEEN MESSING AROUND ON ME?!

Cambot Juliet: i'm 21/f your a male right?

The Snob: I'M A MALE IF YOU'RE A HUMAN

Cambot Juliet: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

The Snob: IT WASN'T A SITE, YOU MET ME IN THAT PLACE WITH THE THING AND I BOUGHT YOU THAT STUFF, YOU DUMB BITCH

Cambot Juliet: I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

The Snob: I CAM YOUR MOM EVERY NIGHT AT 1:43AM

Cambot Juliet: Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records..

The Snob: I RECORD YOU WITH A STYLUS TO THE INSIDE OF MY EYELIDS

Cambot Juliet: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

The Snob: I WANT TO SEE YOU ON A ROMAN CROSS

Cambot Juliet: Ok go to [link redacted] accept the invite on the page baby

The Snob: HOOOKEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

Cambot Juliet: sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear

The Snob: HOW ABOUT MY ASS AS A HAT

Cambot Juliet: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.

The Snob: THEY CAN HAVE MY CC AFTER THEY DL IT FROM MY CH, BIOTCH

Cambot Juliet: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

The Snob: YOU KNOW I LIKE YOU BEST IN THE FURRY CAVEMAN LOINCLOTH

Cambot Juliet: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!

The Snob: WASH MY MONKEY HELPER

Cambot Juliet: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.

The Snob: I'M THERE JUST LIKE I'M A MILLIONAIRE

Cambot Juliet: u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety

The Snob: I TASTE SALTY AS A THOUSAND OCEANS

Cambot Juliet: k you in yet babe??

The Snob: I'M IN YOUR MOM

Cambot Juliet: -(

The Snob: SHE LIKES IT

Cambot Juliet: if anythign come check out my pics, theres no way you wont sign up after u see my sexy ass )

The Snob: I WILL FRY YOUR ASS ON MY GRILL AND SERVE IT TO THE NEIGHBOR CHILDREN

Cambot Juliet: Sorry just close the chat window

The Snob: I CAN'T CLOSE THE WINDOW I WOULD LOSE YOU FOREVER

Cambot Juliet: ok the site is [link redacted] tell me what u think, im puttin up some new pics right now

The Snob: DONKEY

Cambot Juliet: if you don't like me you can check out my girlfriends nice ass [link redacted]

The Snob: HAMMER

Cambot Juliet: So what girl do you want sign up its free also

The Snob: DR. HORRIBLE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE


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