Somehow, I have acquired a chatbot. It's an MSN chatbot that uses an automated script to attempt to lure me to some sort of site that, theoretically, is a camwhore site. Once every day or three it messages me; I've been amusing myself with diverting my responses into increasingly bizarre territory to see what kind of reaction I can spark from the script, and in the process learn what keywords trigger different things.
Today I discovered that writing in capslock gives no particular difference, but it doesn't like when you mention children in any context.
Cambot Juliet: I AM BACK!!!
The Snob: OMG I MISSED YOU SO MUCH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Cambot Juliet: hey, hows it going?
The Snob: YOU WHORE HAV EYOU BEEN MESSING AROUND ON ME?!
Cambot Juliet: i'm 21/f your a male right?
The Snob: I'M A MALE IF YOU'RE A HUMAN
Cambot Juliet: nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
The Snob: IT WASN'T A SITE, YOU MET ME IN THAT PLACE WITH THE THING AND I BOUGHT YOU THAT STUFF, YOU DUMB BITCH
Cambot Juliet: I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
The Snob: I CAM YOUR MOM EVERY NIGHT AT 1:43AM
Cambot Juliet: Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records..
The Snob: I RECORD YOU WITH A STYLUS TO THE INSIDE OF MY EYELIDS
Cambot Juliet: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
The Snob: I WANT TO SEE YOU ON A ROMAN CROSS
Cambot Juliet: Ok go to [link redacted] accept the invite on the page baby
The Snob: HOOOKEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
Cambot Juliet: sweet, fill out the info ur info.. i can not wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear
The Snob: HOW ABOUT MY ASS AS A HAT
Cambot Juliet: its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe.
The Snob: THEY CAN HAVE MY CC AFTER THEY DL IT FROM MY CH, BIOTCH
Cambot Juliet: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
The Snob: YOU KNOW I LIKE YOU BEST IN THE FURRY CAVEMAN LOINCLOTH
Cambot Juliet: Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me to do!
The Snob: WASH MY MONKEY HELPER
Cambot Juliet: Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
The Snob: I'M THERE JUST LIKE I'M A MILLIONAIRE
Cambot Juliet: u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety
The Snob: I TASTE SALTY AS A THOUSAND OCEANS
Cambot Juliet: k you in yet babe??
The Snob: I'M IN YOUR MOM
Cambot Juliet: -(
The Snob: SHE LIKES IT
Cambot Juliet: if anythign come check out my pics, theres no way you wont sign up after u see my sexy ass )
The Snob: I WILL FRY YOUR ASS ON MY GRILL AND SERVE IT TO THE NEIGHBOR CHILDREN
Cambot Juliet: Sorry just close the chat window
The Snob: I CAN'T CLOSE THE WINDOW I WOULD LOSE YOU FOREVER
Cambot Juliet: ok the site is [link redacted] tell me what u think, im puttin up some new pics right now
The Snob: DONKEY
Cambot Juliet: if you don't like me you can check out my girlfriends nice ass [link redacted]
The Snob: HAMMER
Cambot Juliet: So what girl do you want sign up its free also
The Snob: DR. HORRIBLE KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE
Everyone fears Dr. Horrible. He has a Ph.D in Horribleness.
Friday, April 30, 2010
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