#30 - Sometimes they just don't know when to quit

lol 5'2 215 lbs.... wow...its funny how that the big one always try to act better then they really are online.. b/c real world they get treated like shit... now that is ir indeed female in the pic......... but i suspect ur 50 bald and work for the state... live in moms basement..lol have fun

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I'm sure you feel exactly right in your assumptions.

Have a nice day.

I think this one likely bemuses me even more than his previous two messages (see entries #27 and #29), in part because I was mulling it over during commute, and figured that if he did write me back, it would be something almost exactly like this message.

Clearly, he either hadn't read my profile, or if he did, didn't read it well. Having failed in his (laughable) attempts at wooing, he needs to soothe his ego, and not having any real understanding of who I am or what matters to me, he's taken the scattershot approach at insulting. Failure, on all accounts.

Yes, I'm short. Yes, I'm chubby. I'm also decidedly healthy in spite of my weight; it's more a shape than it is any health detriment, and if anything, I feel lucky to be out of the hourglass shape of my youth - when it's a dealbreaker for someone, then that clearly indicates a lack of interest in anything beyond a brainless shiny.

I don't need to act better than I am... the plain truth is that, in interpersonal respects, I just happen to be better than him. I'm a happy person. I enjoy the world. And I like to express myself well. I don't get treated like shit in the real world - I have a great family, marvelous friends, and a quality work environment.

The pictures I have attached to any of my profiles are myself. I'm not 50, although I'm just as amused that he seems to find age insulting as weight. Personally, I've always been attracted to older men.

I'm puzzled by working for the state being an insult; I know quite a few people who do, and they lead comfortable lives, and have good security - especially important in the current economy, no?

I also know a few people who live with their parents - again, I am puzzled as to why this would be an insult. I am, in fact, a homeowner, but both my siblings moved home at one point or another, and I know quite a few people who have done the same. It's a familiar space, usually low rent or rent free, and allows one to build up a financial buffer and spend time with people close to them.

He's right about one thing at least. This was fun to break down and defuse.

#29 - This is not the Sub you are looking for.

The maestro of the English language found in #27 decided that my "no" apparently wasn't clear enough:

lol ok so lets try this again.................. whats your yahoo name>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do u have working web cam???????????????
and are you drunk ................ rambling on............... or just spent 10 hrs trying to sounds like u have a brain... quite a huge amt of bullshit u spewed to skirt my direct question..cock or pussy?????????/

What would YOU do, boys and girls?

I did this:

Well gosh, let's take this last thing first:

"cock or pussy?????????/"

If you had actually read the "bullshit" I "spewed" you would have seen I answered your direct question. "I assure you that I am a real female, and moreover I have always been one."

And now that that critical piece of information is out of the way: I am not giving you my Yahoo name, nor any of my other messenger names. I do have a working webcam, not that it much matters, as you're never going to see any of the images that go through it.

I am not not drunk, nor was I drunk the first time that I answered the misspelled, poorly constructed, downright rude blurt that you considered an acceptable message to send to someone. Rather than rambling, I was offering a deconstruction of what it was about your initial message to me that was a complete turn-off.

This message, nearly a month later, is inexplicably worse. Even if it had taken me ten hours to sound like I have a brain, at least it did not take me three weeks to sound like a self-centered moron.

Clearly I am not what you are looking for here - I advise you to not waste your time nor my own by messaging me again.

I also advise you to practice the fine art of self-restraint, beginning with using one piece of punctuation at a time.

#28 - So am I the Cinnamon Stick or the Curry Powder?

Hi.. Im Bob , with someone but not in a open relationship. I'm looking for some spice, to also provide some fun and frolic to someone elses life as well. I am for real, no pic because I must remain discreet. Write back if you are interested at all. I may be 52, but can act 20 ( so I'm told!) lol I will be waiting to hear from you!

Bob

Bob,

I appreciate both your time and your candor. You seem like a jolly, likable guy, but if you are with someone and not in an open relationship, then I assure you I am not the spice you are looking for. My husband and I are polyamorous, and what makes it ork for us is communication on all accounts; just as neither of us would want the other taking up with someone without our knowledge and approval, neither do we (singly or together) have interest in being someone's dirty little secret, no matter how spicey it might be.

I wish you luck in finding what you're looking for. You simply will not find it with me.

Best regards,

TheSnob

#27 - Your/you're/ur/You/u?

Hey neighbor.. so whats your yahoo name.. do u have web cam.. are you real female or male posing as male?

I received the above from someone who I had never approached, and who had never approached me before; clearly, he didn't bother to read much of the brief profile I maintain on that site, or he might have noticed... oh, perhaps that I spell words and capitalize things? Naturally, I sent him back the following helpful correction:

One period ends a sentence. Three periods are an ellipsis. Two periods are just indecisive.

"What's" has an apostrophe in it. "yor" is not a word. "Your" is, though. I am not interested in sharing my offsite contact information at this time.

"U" is not a word; "you" is, though. I do have a web cam - and as above, I am not interested in sharing it at this time.

Your final question, misstated though it seems, I find the most intriguing. I presume that you meant to ask if I was a male posing as female. This hearkens to the continuing and sadly consistent question as to whether there are any real women on the internet - even here where honesty about one's gender and orientation are crucial to a viable connection. I wonder if you have just natural suspicion about everyone, or only women online - or even whether you've already had a poor experience that made you, ah, gunshy (if you'll excuse that pun). I assure you that I am a real female, and moreover I have always been one. Have a nice day. -TheSnob

#26 - When In Doubt, Wig 'Em Out

[11:53:19 am]WiggedOutRomeo:hello

[11:54:36 am]TheSnob:Hello.

[11:55:05 am]WiggedOutRomeo:hey what ya up 2?

[11:56:13 am]TheSnob:working, writing, watching the clock... the usual Friday routine.

[11:58:04 am]WiggedOutRomeo:ur very pretty

[11:58:39 am]TheSnob:Thank you!

[11:59:52 am]WiggedOutRomeo:id love to kiss those lips with the plastic wig on

[12:02:38 pm]TheSnob:That statement puzzled me for a moment, and I was picturing a pair of lips with a wig. Or lips with a plastic moustache that droops around the sides like a wig.

No less entertaining was the fact that in the profile picture alongside this little conversation, it showed his shirt drawn up to reveal a remarkably hairy torso - not just his chest.

#25 - I Do Not Think That Word Means What You Think It Means

[8:37:33 am]ESLRomeo:hello dear

[8:39:21 am]TheSnob:Good morning.

[8:43:10 am]ESLRomeo:oh there is a morning then very good morning

[8:43:47 am]ESLRomeo:here in india it is 6:00 pm evening

[8:44:26 am]TheSnob:It's 9am morning here.

[8:44:57 am]ESLRomeo:good so deiffrence

[8:45:04 am]ESLRomeo:so now whats going up

[8:45:26 am]ESLRomeo:now iam go to home and u

[8:46:10 am]TheSnob:I am just starting work.

[8:46:32 am]ESLRomeo:what u r doing

[8:46:39 am]ESLRomeo:i mean jobs or

[8:46:51 am]TheSnob:Yes, my job.,

[8:47:00 am]ESLRomeo:in which field

[8:47:08 am]ESLRomeo:which company

[8:47:27 am]TheSnob:Data analysis at (redacted)company.

[8:47:46 am]ESLRomeo:i am a stock broker

[8:49:48 am]ESLRomeo:heloo

[8:50:02 am]ESLRomeo:ok get yr work

[8:50:05 am]TheSnob:Hello.

[8:50:22 am]ESLRomeo:r u married

[8:50:27 am]TheSnob:Yes.

[8:50:37 am]ESLRomeo:how many childrens u have

[8:50:58 am]TheSnob:Two.

[8:51:03 am]ESLRomeo:nice

[8:51:12 am]ESLRomeo:what yr husband doing

[8:51:19 am]TheSnob:He's also working.

[8:52:54 am]ESLRomeo:u both are working thas good

[8:53:12 am]TheSnob:Yes.

[8:53:21 am]ESLRomeo:whats yr dreams to archive

[8:53:34 am]TheSnob:To be a writer.

[8:53:57 am]ESLRomeo:what u write like ?

[8:54:22 am]ESLRomeo:whats yr job timing

[8:54:42 am]TheSnob:I write short fiction.

[8:55:33 am]ESLRomeo:ok thanx

[8:55:45 am]ESLRomeo: r u a bisexual that means

[8:55:54 am]ESLRomeo:looking for sex

[8:56:46 am]TheSnob:No. Bisexual means that I enjoy the romantic company of both men and women.

[8:57:20 am]ESLRomeo:so that i am romantic for u

[8:58:02 am]ESLRomeo:what is romance?

[8:58:11 am]ESLRomeo:pls reply fast

[8:58:24 am]TheSnob:A relationship. Dating, fun, sex, and so forth.

[8:58:39 am]TheSnob:...who the hell do you think you are?

[8:58:56 am]ESLRomeo:no i amnot

[8:59:07 am]TheSnob:I will reply when I am good and ready, and you can wait for it, or you can go bother someone else.

[8:59:28 am]ESLRomeo:angry then sorryyyyyyyyy

[8:59:59 am]TheSnob:You had better be. That was a rude demand to put on someone you don't know.

[9:01:52 am]ESLRomeo:what i demanding u

[9:02:15 am]ESLRomeo:i am just asking when i dont know

[9:02:37 am]ESLRomeo:ok be romantic

[9:03:23 am]ESLRomeo:hello dear soryyyyyyyyy

[9:04:00 am]ESLRomeo:r u there ?

[9:04:53 am]TheSnob:Perhaps it is a miscommunication; I take it that English is not your first language?

[9:05:11 am]ESLRomeo:yes

[9:05:23 am]ESLRomeo:learnt from u

[9:05:58 am]TheSnob:Well, I recomment that you stop shortening words to single letters. It makes you appear younger and less intelligent, to a native English speaker.

[9:07:19 am]ESLRomeo:ok sorry for that

[9:08:36 am]TheSnob:Quite all right. There are intricacies to any language that are hard to pick up if you aren't raised or immersed in the native culture.

[9:09:03 am]ESLRomeo:if i am wormg that i say sorry now iam leaving and go to home if i hurt u by any words then please be sorry by heart

[9:10:19 am]ESLRomeo:my [ersonal id is : (redacted)@yahoo.com u can contact me on that

[9:10:38 am]ESLRomeo:my name is (redacted)

[9:11:11 am]ESLRomeo:i think u r a good teacher for me

[9:12:19 am]TheSnob:I like to help people. Say "you are" instead of "u r" for example.

[9:12:57 am]ESLRomeo:thanx

[9:13:08 am]TheSnob:You are welcome.

[9:13:17 am]ESLRomeo:now i leave u can contact me on my personal id

[9:13:30 am]TheSnob:No thank you.

[9:13:46 am]ESLRomeo:ok your choice

[9:14:05 am]ESLRomeo:byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[9:14:36 am]TheSnob:Farewell.

#24 - Too Many Roosters In My Henhouse

Sometimes, for whatever reasons, I get messages that have accompanying, uh, visual aids. This one in particular had alongside it the man's avatar, featuring presumably himself seated in an armchair. The shot went from neck to mid-shin, and the view of his form, in a state of obvious excitation, wsa entirely unhindered by any clothing whatsoever.

InsecureRomeo:Just out of curiosity, to you think my cock is a decent size?

TheSnob: I don't keep chickens, so I really have no basis for comparison.

InsecureRomeo:Thank you, you've been very helpful.

I must admit, I did go to his profile to get a larger-scale view - and on any scale, it was, in fact, impressive.

I'm glad I save it locally, because a few minutes later he deleted it. I thought long *koff* and hard *koffkoff* about having it accompany this post, as by having it on his profile he'd theoretically put it into public domain. But (A) that's too disrespectful of any veneer of privacy he might maintain, and (2) that would probably shunt this blog right into the category of pornography, and get me booted from blogger.

And I don't want that any more than you do.

#23 - He Thinks I Have Good Taste (And I Agree)

(11:03:19 am)MouthyRomeo:hello.

(11:15:16 am)TheSnob:Hello.

(11:15:29 am)MouthyRomeo:How are you?

(11:15:52 am)TheSnob:Quite well, thank you, and yourself?

(11:16:11 am)MouthyRomeo:very well. are you kinky?

(11:16:46 am)TheSnob:Relatively speaking. Do you like doughnuts?

(11:17:03 am)MouthyRomeo:lol. very much.

(11:17:31 am)TheSnob:Me too. Boston Cremes are good, but sometimes a regular glazed one just goes so nicely with the morning coffee.

(11:21:00 am)MouthyRomeo:i love doughnuts.

(11:21:21 am)TheSnob:Me too. Trying to cut back though.

(11:24:06 am)MouthyRomeo:do you like kinky sex?

(11:26:08 am)TheSnob:Some kinds. There are many kinks.

(11:28:06 am)MouthyRomeo:what do you like?

(11:28:47 am)TheSnob:This isn't usually a subject of first conversation for me.

(11:29:06 am)MouthyRomeo:i'd love to lick you.

(11:29:28 am)TheSnob:That's rather bold, even reckless - you don't know where I've been.

(11:29:56 am)MouthyRomeo:where have you been?

(11:32:16 am)TheSnob:The (city redacted) area for the last few years, but I grew up in (state redacted), with vacations to several places through the years.

Things I'm sure he wanted me to say:

Yes, I'm kinky - come find out how much!

Oh baby. Please put your tongue on me.

I've been sexy, dirty places. Come catch a special disease I've been saving just for you.

....okay, maybe not that last one.

I wonder what he thinks I'd taste like?

#22 - I Refused To Help Cheaters In School, Too

I am a woman on dating sites. I am also a married woman, and I make this clear in my profiles. Sometimes, it seems to draw a boldness from married men... who are on such sites without full disclusure to their spouses, unlike me and mine, who communicated frequently and deeply. We've found such communication to be vital to the continued health of our core relationship. We worked long and hard to get to a point that we were both confident in that core to turn our gaze outward as well.

So this kind of thing, based on lies and fear and assumption... it just makes me so sad.

[11:00:41 am]CheatingRomeo:hi there...i'm (redacted)....enjoyed your profile...how're you?

[11:03:17 am]TheSnob:Hello (redacted), I'm glad it was entertaining. I'm doing well. How're you?

[11:03:33 am]CheatingRomeo:doing great thx...what'cha up to?

[11:05:13 am]TheSnob:Working, drinking coffee.

[11:06:01 am]CheatingRomeo:so....you are married yes?

[11:07:43 am]TheSnob:Yes, I am.

[11:07:56 am]CheatingRomeo:i am married as well <===very naughty

[11:08:37 am]TheSnob:I'm not naughty in that respect. My husband and I are polyamorous and communicate.

[11:08:54 am]CheatingRomeo:lucky for you...that's no doubt better

[11:09:07 am]CheatingRomeo:what's your naughty side like...submissive....or dominant...

[11:09:33 am]TheSnob:It can be hard work, but any relationship is, really, and we find it to be worth the efforth.

[11:09:39 am]TheSnob:*effort

[11:10:27 am]TheSnob:Fascinating. Usually first conversations involve things like, "So what's your favorite color?" or "Did you see that recent popular movie?" or "What do you think of what Kanye did at the VMAs?"

[11:10:52 am]CheatingRomeo:lol....i'm pretty direct...hope it doesn't offend you lol

[11:11:03 am]CheatingRomeo:let me try it again your way

[11:11:10 am]CheatingRomeo:what's your favorite color?

[11:11:17 am]CheatingRomeo:are you submissive or dominant?

[11:11:19 am]TheSnob:I don't find it offensive, I just think it's an inappropriate thing to ask someone you don't know.

[11:11:25 am]CheatingRomeo:;-)

[11:12:26 am]TheSnob:My favorite color is green. I'm a sub-leaning switch. I have stretch marks. I have a scar on my palm and no idea where it came from. I used to think I'd be living in a brownstone in the city by this point. Sometimes I eat my fingernails.

[11:12:42 am]CheatingRomeo:ha! nice

[11:13:03 am]CheatingRomeo:green is also my favorite color....i don't eat my fingenails...i'm dom by nature but very sub curious

[11:14:45 am]TheSnob:Have you discussed your curiosity with your wife? That would be my first move, in your place.

[11:15:08 am]CheatingRomeo:she has zero interest believe me

[11:15:19 am]TheSnob:So you have discussed it with her?

[11:15:24 am]CheatingRomeo:yes

[11:16:53 am]TheSnob:Have you talked about you pursuing that interest outside of your marriage?

[11:17:25 am]CheatingRomeo:no....too risky...i know you've done it etc etc..just trust me that woudn't work

[11:17:53 am]TheSnob:And you don't think that sneaking around like this is at least as risky, if not more?

[11:18:21 am]CheatingRomeo:no; i think it's less risky

[11:18:37 am]TheSnob:Speaking as a married woman myself, I'd be far more hurt if my husband were cheating and lying than if he brought up to me that he's interested in something that I have no interest in, and therefore would like to work out a way to explore it with someone else.

[11:19:00 am]CheatingRomeo:that's only b/c you're open minded to the idea

[11:19:40 am]TheSnob:Yes. And I think you're doing both her and yourself a disservice by assuming that she won't take the time to listen to and discuss your needs.

That seemed to end the discussion; at least, he said nothing more. For the sake of curiosity, I perused his profile, and saw that though he told me he was married, he has himeself listed as single. Lying at home, lying to the world; may he never find what he seeks, or may his wife discover his searching before he can truly damage her.

#21 - Is This A Common Turkish Greeting?

[2:03:40 pm]TurkishRomeo:do u wanna see my cum

[2:04:40 pm]TheSnob:See, the way this usually goes is you say, "Hi, I'm so and so, and (interesting tidbit). How're you today?" And then I respond, and we have a lovely conversation.

[2:05:03 pm]TheSnob:It has the wonderful side effect of letting you not look like a douchenozzle from moment one of our interaction.

[2:05:37 pm]TurkishRomeo:please dont mıss understand me

[2:05:57 pm]TurkishRomeo:just ı am so hard

[2:05:59 pm]TurkishRomeo:rıght now

[2:06:09 pm]TheSnob:I'd hate to misunderstand - feel free to explain yourself and clarify.

[2:06:28 pm]TheSnob:I suggest massage therapy, and perhaps ibuprofen for inflamation.

[2:06:31 pm]TurkishRomeo:ı am sorry ıf ı hurted yo

[2:07:36 pm]TheSnob:I'm unhurt; merely offended.

[2:07:44 pm]TurkishRomeo:good

[2:07:45 pm]TurkishRomeo:ok

[2:07:48 pm]TurkishRomeo:how are you today

[2:07:54 pm]TurkishRomeo:ı thınk ı can try one more tıme

[2:08:14 pm]TheSnob:Fine, thank you. The weather is nice, and I have managed to keep from catching a cold so far. How are you?

[2:08:58 pm]TurkishRomeo:ı am ok thank you

[2:09:08 pm]TurkishRomeo:just ı came from work

[2:09:10 pm]TurkishRomeo:and ı restıng ın my bed

[2:10:43 pm]TheSnob:I am still at work myself.

[2:11:25 pm]TurkishRomeo:you tıred?

[2:12:13 pm]TheSnob:A little, but I manage well enough nonetheless.

[2:12:47 pm]TurkishRomeo:where do u lıve

[2:13:04 pm]TheSnob:The United States. You're Turkish, I gather?

[2:13:51 pm]TurkishRomeo:ı am half englısh haf turkısh

...and then he went offline. I can only assume he was, uh, done. *cough*

#20 - The Bullshit Hypnotist Strikes Back

I'm sure you folks will remember this guy; he'd deleted his profile, and started a new one with a name even closer to the real name he'd given me in our previous conversation, so I realized who he was before he realized that he'd talked to me before - you DO recall DysphoricRomeo, don't you? He was that one that insisted that his girl friends had dared and hypnotized him into dressing like a woman.

http://datingsitesnob.blogspot.com/2009/08/11a-you-are-not-pretty-princess.html

http://datingsitesnob.blogspot.com/2009/08/11b-put-on-your-big-boy-girl-panties.html

(10:56:45 am)DysphoricRomeo:Greetings and hello. How are you doing today?

(10:58:01 am)TheSnob:Hello and good morning. I'm doing fairly well, fighting off a cold. And yourself?

(10:58:52 am)DysphoricRomeo:Not too bad considering how crazy this day is turning out. Thanks for asking. What are you up to?

(11:00:48 am)TheSnob:Working, for the most part. And learning about the mathematical properties of the number 666.

(11:03:46 am)DysphoricRomeo:Nice. I am trying to look busy so then I don't have to run errands for the other secretaries. If I don't look busy the ladies get me running around cause I can't walk in these shoes.

(11:04:36 am)TheSnob:You should probably wear more comfortable shoes, if that kind of thing happens commonly.

(11:04:52 am)DysphoricRomeo:Let's just say i havea new apprecation for women wearing heels

(11:05:24 am)TheSnob:Are you wearing heeled shoes? I know guys who refuse to wear shoes, even dress shoes, that aren't flat-soled.

(11:05:39 am)DysphoricRomeo:I am wearing chick's heels.

(11:05:54 am)TheSnob:Ah. Why?

(11:06:00 am)DysphoricRomeo:I suppose it doesn’t hurt to say, but I am dressed completely like a chick today. The result of being fundamentally addicted to fulfilling dares.

(11:08:05 am)TheSnob:You got dared to dress like a woman?

(11:08:36 am)DysphoricRomeo:My coworkers dared me I could not spend a day following their dress code. And when I told my girlfriends (outside of work) and they were WAY too eager to help and not allow this to be half ass.

(11:09:16 am)TheSnob:Good on you for manning up enough to go through with it.

(11:10:20 am)DysphoricRomeo:hahah manning up?!? I should NOT be able to look down and see smooth, stocking covered legs in heels, coming out of my skirt. Never mind the other frilly layers under all of it.

(11:11:11 am)TheSnob:Other frilly layers? They put you in a slip under your skirt, I take it?

(11:11:36 am)DysphoricRomeo:well, the slip and panties and all that..

(11:11:40 am)DysphoricRomeo:under THE skirt.. :P

(11:13:44 am)TheSnob:So are these the same marvelous friends that hypnotized you three weeks ago? And is it the same outfit, or an entirely new one?

(11:14:18 am)DysphoricRomeo:man.. I was hoping I wouldn't talk to people who knew about that event.. differnet outfit.. "marvelous" friends??

(11:15:13 am)TheSnob:Your friends who hypnotized and dared you. Did htey hypnotize you this time, or is this all under your own mental power?

(11:15:37 am)DysphoricRomeo:This is my own mental power. THey helped, but this is because I can't control myself with dares

(11:16:14 am)TheSnob:So you have to wear women's clothes all day? That doesn't sound terrible.

(11:16:35 am)DysphoricRomeo:I think they "assisted" though, because this feels way too natural

(11:17:48 am)TheSnob:Assisted, meaning you think they hypnotized you again?

(11:20:30 am)DysphoricRomeo:yes.. I think they used an inversion to make me act the role more.. which my coworkers don't seem to realize.

(11:20:53 am)DysphoricRomeo:They are like "You wear that outfit so well, it makes you look pretty"

(11:21:31 am)TheSnob:You should probably ask your friends... make sure they didn't building any kind of inappropriate triggers on you.

(11:21:48 am)DysphoricRomeo:and in the back of my head i'm glad my lingerie matches

(11:23:03 am)TheSnob:If you have to wear it, it is at least nice to have a matched set, I'm sure.

(11:24:28 am)DysphoricRomeo:haha thanks ;P funny girl.. I'm not supposed to have a pretty set of lingerie.. wow I am blushing so easily

(11:26:08 am)TheSnob:I always like to look for silver linings.

(11:26:59 am)DysphoricRomeo:Lingerie isn't supposed to be so damn silky/girly feeling

(11:28:40 am)TheSnob:Yes it is.

(11:34:50 am)DysphoricRomeo:but not on me.. its all dainty and sexy

(11:36:13 am)DysphoricRomeo:Do yo uremember the trigger?

(11:36:18 am)TheSnob:Of course. Being on a man doesn't automatically make dresses manly.

(11:36:24 am)TheSnob:Yes, I do.

(11:36:48 am)DysphoricRomeo:yeah, well, it is just all soft and silky feeling.. this is how a girl should feel.. all submissive and pretty in her lingerie

(11:39:12 am)DysphoricRomeo:Do you remember how to use it?

(11:39:28 am)TheSnob:Yes, I do.

(11:39:49 am)DysphoricRomeo:Can you make my lingerie feel like it should.

(11:40:09 am)TheSnob:I don't think that's something the trigger could do.

(11:40:12 am)DysphoricRomeo:its just all so pretty and feminine.

(11:40:30 am)DysphoricRomeo:yeah.. just use the trigger and tell me for instance.. how my panties should feel

(11:41:12 am)TheSnob:Countess, this is the trigger, right?

(11:41:27 am)DysphoricRomeo:yes maam, that is the trigger maam.

(11:41:39 am)DysphoricRomeo:you just need to make it a statement.. how should pretty panties feel

(11:43:25 am)TheSnob:Countess, enjoy the way the clothing feels.

(11:44:24 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yes maam, I should enjoy the clothing I am wearing.

(11:44:34 am)DysphoricRomeo:haha. yeah.. you have to be more specific with the trigger.. that was too general

(11:51:38 am)DysphoricRomeo:Hello?

(11:56:10 am)TheSnob:I'm not sure how much more specific I can be. The clothing is going to feel like what it feels like.

(11:57:16 am)DysphoricRomeo:Hmm.. basically focus on a specific item and how it should feel to wear it I guess

(11:57:21 am)DysphoricRomeo:actually! haha I am brilliant

(11:57:26 am)DysphoricRomeo:ask me a triggered question with how to do it

(11:57:48 am)TheSnob:Countess, how do I do it?

(11:57:53 am)DysphoricRomeo:contessa

(11:59:12 am)TheSnob:Answered to Countess before, I see no reason why it shouldn't again.

(11:59:34 am)DysphoricRomeo:weird.. I must have read it wrong

(11:59:40 am)TheSnob:Unless, you know, you're just full of crap with the hypnosis thing, and have happened upon this supremely clever way of topping from the bottom to try to get a woman to treat you like a sissyman.

(12:00:44 pm)DysphoricRomeo:I am not a sissy babe

(12:06:44 pm)TheSnob:And yet you keep letting women talk you into wearing complete women's outfits, and try like hell to get other women to tell you how sub and pretty and feminine you are.

(12:07:33 pm)DysphoricRomeo:I am NOT trying to have you tell me I am submissive and pretty. You are undoing it.

(12:09:18 pm)TheSnob:Undoing what? If it's just the clothing for the dare, there's nothing to undo. If it really is the precarious sort of situation that I just theorized, then just admit it and continue, knowing that the kind of woman that actually would provide that sort of insight and mental dominance will have no patience with you trying to maneuver her into it.

And then there was nothing. I'm at once sad and hopeful; he seems so reluctant to be honest about himself. Things don't add up. But hell, maybe I pulled out enough of my "That's enough of the bullshit" domme to make him think more critically about what he really wants.

I won't hold my breath.

#19 - Welcome to the End of My Patience

(12:03:05 pm)InconsistentRomeo:hey

(12:05:11 pm)TheSnob:Hey yourself.

(12:06:38 pm)InconsistentRomeo:im (redacted), im 6'6, with a 8pack, vlines and 10.5

(12:06:41 pm)InconsistentRomeo:u r fuckin sexy

(12:07:52 pm)TheSnob::Hello (Redacted). I'm just barely over 5 feet, with stretch marks and a leftover baby belly and a short tolerance for people who can't be bothered to type out three letter words.

(12:08:42 pm)InconsistentRomeo:oh my

(12:11:06 pm)TheSnob:Beyond that... thank you for the compliment. It's nice to know people find me attractive.

Just on a whim, I went to actually see his profile, and was greeted among other things with this gem: "If you want a good guy who doesnt think with his dick all the time. Its not about geting into her pants, I rather get into her heart!"

Oh yes, of course; you were telling me you have a 10.5 (insert unit of measurement here) heart.

How silly of me to think otherwise.

#18 - Sometimes Mocking Nicknames stick

[8:31:54 pm]VisualRomeo:hi babe

[8:32:14 pm]TheSnob:Hello dollface.

[8:35:29 pm]VisualRomeo:lol

[8:35:30 pm]VisualRomeo:whats up ?

[8:36:15 pm]TheSnob:Not too much; enjoying a rainy Friday evening in.

[8:36:47 pm]VisualRomeo:hmm

[8:36:50 pm]VisualRomeo:do u have msn or yahoo ?

[8:38:01 pm]TheSnob:I have screennames on both services, yes.

[8:38:21 pm]VisualRomeo:whats yr msn ?

[8:38:47 pm]TheSnob:I don't generally share those with someone I haven't yet gotten to know. :)

[8:39:31 pm]VisualRomeo:well maybe u should make an exception with dollface ;)

[8:39:37 pm]VisualRomeo:i want to talk to u on cam

[8:40:31 pm]TheSnob:Oh dollface, you're adorable, but I don't think so.

[8:41:04 pm]VisualRomeo:why not ?

[8:43:05 pm]TheSnob:I don't have any particular reason to make an exception.

[8:43:51 pm]VisualRomeo:ok

[8:44:09 pm]VisualRomeo:neither do i lol....i only talk on cam and messenger.... ;)

[8:45:41 pm]TheSnob:I see. Well then, it's been pleasant speaking with you.

He was rather pretty, but pretty does not a conversation make.

#17 - In Which We Affirm The Dictionary Would Not Be Improved By Making It One Big Word

[2:26:10 pm]CompressedRomeo:hey

[2:26:20 pm]TheSnob:Hello.

[2:28:16 pm]CompressedRomeo:howareyou dear

[2:29:00 pm]TheSnob:Faring fairly well. And yourself?

[2:29:19 pm]CompressedRomeo:imwonderful

[2:29:31 pm]TheSnob:You seem to be having spacebar malfunction!

[2:29:51 pm]CompressedRomeo:it keepssticking

[2:30:21 pm]TheSnob:I hate when that happens... some canned air, and alcohol on cotton swabs usually helps with that.

[2:31:02 pm]CompressedRomeo:ok

[2:32:36 pm]TheSnob:If you're really careful, with some keyboards you can even pop off the keys to clean underneath. :)

[2:32:52 pm]CompressedRomeo:oh

[2:33:20 pm]TheSnob:The spacebar is usually the hardest one to pop off, because it's usually held in with a pair of springloaded wires....

[2:34:21 pm]CompressedRomeo:yeah

[2:34:46 pm]CompressedRomeo:thats my cellphone

[2:35:16 pm]CompressedRomeo:423217****

[2:36:03 pm]TheSnob:Why are you giving me that?

[2:36:40 pm]CompressedRomeo:sorry imeant togivetosoeoneelels

[2:37:00 pm]CompressedRomeo:ifyouwanted it

[2:37:09 pm]CompressedRomeo:soyoucansend me txt

[2:37:21 pm]TheSnob:I don't text strangers.

[2:37:27 pm]CompressedRomeo:ok

[2:37:46 pm]TheSnob:You should definitely look into cleaning under your spacebar.

[2:37:56 pm]CompressedRomeo:ok

[2:48:47 pm]CompressedRomeo:iwillokintothat

So from what I could gather from his garbled communication is that, somehow, he was IMing me using his mobile phone, and poorly at that. I am well aware of the uses of a mobile for text and internet; it's one of the main reasons I have a phone. I'm constantly online, I IM with friends... I use it for text and data far, far more than I ever do as an actual phone, although that portion of it is handy as well.

That said? The only difference I make sure people I'm writing to ever see, when I'm on my mobile, is that my response time is a bit slow, because I simply cannot type as fast there as I do upon a regular keyboard. I don't shorten or skip words. I don't leave off punctuation. I certainly don't avoid my space key as if it's been fitted with plague-bearing neelpoints, the way thig man was!

Beyond that - really, your cell phone number, to a stranger on the internet? I'm actively restraining myself from posting it to 4chan, to let the lovely lovely /b/tards teach him a lesson about personal safeguards.

But I'm not an asshole, I'm just a snob.

With a clean keyboard.

#16 - Make Music in 4/4 Time With Your Poultry Exposed

(11:56:49 pm)PerformerRomeo:Hey, What do you think about somebody doing something infront of a webcam ?

(11:58:49 pm)TheSnob:It happens all the time. The something tends to be a vital piece of information for me to form an opinion on, however. I like when people do creative things on camera.

(11:59:46 pm)PerformerRomeo:Would you want to see my hard cock ?

(11:59:55 pm)TheSnob:You keep chickens?

And that, as they say, was that.

#15 - Staticstics Show That 90% of Romeos Fail at Foreplay*

(9:51:58 am)MisguidedRomeo:So here's a thought..Do you think the fact that we're a 75% match means we'll accept eachother's advances 3 times out of 4?

(9:53:36 am)TheSnob:That is an intriguing supposition. In theory, it means that your stated desires of what match question answers you want from a partner as applied to my answers, and mine in return to yours, share an intersection 75% of the time.

(9:54:08 am)TheSnob:But it's quite possible that it means we also have a good chance of mutual acceptance (likely because of that intersection).

(9:55:09 am)MisguidedRomeo:I actually flunked statistics so I have no earthly idea what I'm talking about...it just sounded better than "hey baby ur hot"

(9:56:15 am)TheSnob:I took AP Probability and Statistics. I only got a 2 on the exam, but I paid attention well enough to fake my way through casual conversation. *laugh*

(9:56:40 am)MisguidedRomeo:I just wanted to flirt with you lol

(9:57:26 am)TheSnob:Well, you've definitely got my brain switched on! How're things?

(9:58:05 am)MisguidedRomeo:Are you saying I turn you on?

(9:58:45 am)TheSnob:The brain is potentially our largest erogenous zone, especially taking into account the potential applicability of psychosomatism.

(9:59:05 am)TheSnob:Potential things are potential. Repetitive (redacted) is repetitive....

(9:59:30 am)MisguidedRomeo:I want you so bad lol

(10:00:22 am)TheSnob:See? Big words, viable theories - the semblance of intelligence causing a desirous reaction. The brain is indeed an erogenous zone. :)

(10:00:46 am)MisguidedRomeo:*wraps my arms around you and kisses you softly*

(10:01:27 am)TheSnob:Wow. Hi. No.

(10:02:04 am)TheSnob: I think you just stumbled into that other 25%.

* The statistic in the title is entirely fabricated and is likely wrong. It could very well be more than 90%...

#14 - U Can't Touch Dis (And Keep Out Of My Brain)

[11:51:10 am]RacistRomeo:God damn you are a fine ass whitegirl!!

[11:53:04 am]TheSnob:Thank you.

[11:54:13 am]RacistRomeo:I can tell just by looking at you that you are too much woman for a whiteboy to handle properly

[11:54:53 am]TheSnob:Oh really.

[11:56:07 am]RacistRomeo:You know damn well its true too.

[11:56:46 am]TheSnob:You know what I know? *suspicious look* Are you a mind reader or something? Because mind reders freak me out.

[11:57:37 am]RacistRomeo:Haha, just admit it

[11:58:32 am]TheSnob:I am admitting it: mind readers freak me out.


Then he went silent. And then, sadly, my browser crashed, and when I got it up and running again the desire to poke at him was gone.

#12 - Vogon Poetry Begets Serial Killer Orphans

Remember the guy who took ten minutes to think of the best insult ever to call me, and then accused me of having unpleasantly fragrant womanparts mere minutes apart from claiming I didn't have any at all?

Yeah. He messaged me again today, with no apparent recollection of having done so before. Even with hints.

(4:45:00 pm)HumorlessRomeo:hi (redacted)

(4:48:29 pm)TheSnob:Hello.

(4:48:51 pm)HumorlessRomeo:are you alone this morning

(4:49:26 pm)TheSnob:It's afternoon for me.

(4:49:39 pm)HumorlessRomeo:even better

(4:49:54 pm)HumorlessRomeo:I'm looking for some sexy talk

(4:50:01 pm)HumorlessRomeo:you up for it?

(4:50:21 pm)TheSnob:I am not.

(4:50:41 pm)TheSnob:I'm a little proccupied.

(4:52:17 pm)HumorlessRomeo:can I help you with that?

(4:52:29 pm)HumorlessRomeo:perhaps you deserve a distraction

(4:52:33 pm)TheSnob:Perhaps; how are you at writing terrible poetry?

(4:52:43 pm)HumorlessRomeo:oh not bad

(4:53:37 pm)HumorlessRomeo:are you sure there isn't something else I can do for you?

(4:53:58 pm)TheSnob:I don't imagine so. Unless you offer dogsitting services.

(4:54:23 pm)HumorlessRomeo:you sure?

(4:54:36 pm)HumorlessRomeo:I have someone hear who'd lreally like it if you said yes

(4:54:54 pm)TheSnob:Quite sure.

(4:54:56 pm)HumorlessRomeo:he's hard to ignore

(4:55:06 pm)TheSnob:Is it Bobcat Goldthwait?

(4:55:22 pm)HumorlessRomeo:you could call it bob

(4:56:30 pm)TheSnob:He's very difficult to ignore. I'm not sure if it's the voice, or the stare, or both.

(4:56:54 pm)HumorlessRomeo:well my bob doesn't speak

(4:57:01 pm)HumorlessRomeo:but he does point

(4:57:05 pm)HumorlessRomeo:and poke

(4:57:08 pm)HumorlessRomeo:incessantly

(4:57:40 pm)TheSnob:That's rather rude; I would think your friend Bob's mother would have taught him better manners.

(4:57:51 pm)TheSnob:Oh, or is he an orphan? Or still a child?

(4:58:16 pm)HumorlessRomeo:he's an orphan

(4:58:24 pm)HumorlessRomeo:he needs a place to stay

(4:58:32 pm)HumorlessRomeo:preferably slippery

(4:59:44 pm)TheSnob:It's not usually a good idea to put orphan children in slippery places. They could fall and get hurt.

(4:59:51 pm)TheSnob:Emergency room visits are expensive.

(5:00:05 pm)TheSnob:And the stress incurred is terrible for the overall health of everyone involved.

(5:00:06 pm)HumorlessRomeo:yes they are

(5:00:31 pm)HumorlessRomeo:hmm

(5:01:13 pm)HumorlessRomeo:all he really wants is to make you feel good

(5:01:25 pm)TheSnob:I imagine you could find him a good home if you contact the local branch of CPS. They'll probably find Bob a foster home.

(5:01:46 pm)HumorlessRomeo:but what about you

(5:01:50 pm)TheSnob:Oh, that's sweet and sad. Looking for a sense of validation by providing a semblance of well-being to strangers.

(5:01:51 pm)HumorlessRomeo:and y our pleasure

(5:02:03 pm)TheSnob:Oh, I'm just fine. I'm not an orphan.

(5:03:56 pm)HumorlessRomeo:well bob likes you

(5:04:05 pm)HumorlessRomeo:he'd like to insert himself in you

(5:05:17 pm)HumorlessRomeo:although penetrate is better

(5:05:58 pm)HumorlessRomeo:brush against your sedxy lips

(5:06:10 pm)TheSnob:Oh dear me. Inverse birthing desire is usually indicative of deep-rooted maternal turmoil.

(5:06:30 pm)TheSnob:Penetrate me? That sounds rather stabby. I don't want to be stabbed. Or have my lips pierced.

(5:06:31 pm)HumorlessRomeo:yes

(5:06:43 pm)TheSnob:Isn't Bob the orphan a little young ot be a licensed piercer?

(5:06:58 pm)HumorlessRomeo:he's freelance

(5:07:26 pm)HumorlessRomeo:I think he's going to cum inside you

(5:07:44 pm)TheSnob:Even freelance piercers usually have to have some manner of licensing from the state board of health - although some states, as I recall, are more lax on that than others.

(5:08:05 pm)TheSnob:But I'm not a building. He can't come in.

(5:08:25 pm)HumorlessRomeo:he's in

(5:08:45 pm)TheSnob:In what? Oh, in custody of CPS? That was quick.

(5:09:07 pm)HumorlessRomeo:he's in your pussy

(5:09:14 pm)HumorlessRomeo:and oh he is throbbing

(5:10:01 pm)TheSnob:Oh no, my cat!

(5:10:16 pm)TheSnob:Hurting small animals is the first sign of a serial killer, you know!

(5:10:26 pm)TheSnob:You'd better get him taken in right away!

(5:10:36 pm)TheSnob:And now I have to go get my cat to the vet!

At this point I shut down and skedaddled (much as I would have liked to continue the (I hesitate to use the word) conversation, for personal amusement if nothing else) on my commute - but when I got home, it looks like he (*cough*) shot of a little more before my account disconnected.

(5:10:41 pm)HumorlessRomeo:yes

(5:10:47 pm)HumorlessRomeo:it will need to be cleaned

(5:10:55 pm)HumorlessRomeo:I'm afraid you've missed the show

(5:11:11 pm)HumorlessRomeo:bob is finished performing

(5:11:29 pm)HumorlessRomeo:but he appreciates your presence

And me without my basket of rotten fruit.

11.B - Put On Your Big Boy Girl Panties

So I came back from lunch to this:

(12:28:02 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, girly is different from being a woman

(12:28:09 pm)DysphoricRomeo:my outfit is super girly.. but i don't have a vagina

(1:43:14 pm)TheSnob:I hadn't assumed that you do.

(1:46:34 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yes I know. I guess I just get all cauight up in things sometimes.

(1:46:45 pm)DysphoricRomeo:It just hit me that I have been using the ladies washroom today haha

(1:47:49 pm)TheSnob:Hasn't that gotten you strange looks?

(1:48:30 pm)DysphoricRomeo:No. It is weird. I am tired of hearing miss too

(1:48:52 pm)TheSnob:People are calling you miss?

(1:49:03 pm)DysphoricRomeo:yes!! several times

(1:49:25 pm)TheSnob:Congratulations. You're passing.

(1:49:41 pm)DysphoricRomeo:I'm passing??

(1:49:46 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Passing what?

(1:51:18 pm)TheSnob:Passing as female. That's something that MtF transgender folk sometimes struggle with.

(1:51:53 pm)DysphoricRomeo:They are just seeing my dress. I don't look like a girl

(1:53:03 pm)TheSnob:They're seeing your dress, and calling you miss - associating the gender trappings of the clothing with the person wearing them, rather than noticing you for who you are.

(1:53:09 pm)TheSnob:It's rather telling, don't you think?

(1:53:39 pm)DysphoricRomeo:What do you mean?

(1:53:52 pm)DysphoricRomeo:I don't look like a girl or amI acting ladylike.

(1:55:13 pm)TheSnob:Exactly. But you're wearing a dress, which is normally a female's garment.

(1:55:35 pm)TheSnob:People aren't even looking at YOU, the person wearing the garment; they're seeing the dress and making an assumption.

(1:55:41 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yes maam. YOu know what the lady said when I came in

(1:55:56 pm)DysphoricRomeo:She said that she tought it was cute when girl's dressed femininely.

(1:56:16 pm)TheSnob:That might be one of the things your friends are trying to get you to notice - how much a woman is judged on and defined by her clothing, instead of who she actually is.

(1:56:26 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Or something like that. That she wished more young girls would embrace being a woman.

(1:56:35 pm)DysphoricRomeo:She was looking right at me!!!

(1:58:52 pm)TheSnob:And yet she wasn't really SEEING you.

(1:59:16 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yes she was. She didn't see anything that said I was a boy.

(2:00:18 pm)TheSnob:Exactly. You're wearing a dress and makeup, but said you don't look like a girl - yet all she saw about you were the things that scream girl.

(2:00:45 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, but that means i do look like a girl.

(2:01:20 pm)TheSnob:You said before that you don't look like a girl.

(2:01:28 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Obviously I do!

(2:01:41 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Otherwise several people woudln't think I was a girl.

(2:02:28 pm)TheSnob:All right then. You look like a girl.

(2:02:53 pm)DysphoricRomeo:But that shouldn't be possible. I am not pretty and feminine.

(2:03:17 pm)TheSnob:There are a lot of girls that aren't pretty and feminine, but wear dresses and makeup anyway.

(2:03:32 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, but that is because it makes you feel pretty and feminine.

(2:04:09 pm)TheSnob:More often because it's an accepted social more.

(2:04:46 pm)TheSnob:Feeling pretty and feminine isn't always brought on by clothing; sometimes if someone is feeling ugly, no amount of makeup and not even the prettiest dress can fix it.

(2:05:20 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, but I feel pretty and feminine.

(2:05:46 pm)TheSnob:I think I've lost track of what the problem is, here.

(2:07:21 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, I guess I should feel pretty and feminine when I am dressed like a proper girl. That is why I feel nice in my dress and people think I am a girl.

(2:09:03 pm)TheSnob:I suppose so. As long as it's comfortable.

(2:09:23 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Well kind of. I guess its good to be feminine, but I shouldn't be dressed like a little girl.

(2:09:30 pm)DysphoricRomeo:I should be in more grown up linerie anda dress.

(2:09:46 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Cause this feels sexy/erotic, but it is very feminine.

(2:10:52 pm)TheSnob:If you venture to do such a thing again, then, I would suggest you acquire more age-appropriate attire.

(2:11:14 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, I should probably dress more my age.

(2:11:21 pm)DysphoricRomeo:But I don't have other dreses or panties and stuff

(2:12:24 pm)TheSnob:Unless you have plans to cross-dress again, I don't see that it should even be much of a worry.

(2:13:03 pm)DysphoricRomeo:What do you mean crossdress? I am just saying I should dress more my age by having more appropriate dresses and lingerie.

(2:13:29 pm)TheSnob:Crossdressing is wearing clothing normally ascribed only to the opposite gender.

(2:13:56 pm)DysphoricRomeo:But i am not crossdressing if I look like i belong in a dress and lignerie.

(2:14:27 pm)DysphoricRomeo:It feels nicer to have satin and lace next to my skin. It turns me on makes me feel sexy, so that is what I belong in I think.

(2:14:27 pm)TheSnob:Yes you are. If you look like you belong in it, then you're passing, but you haven't changed your physical sex.

(2:14:46 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yes I know that. I still have a penis in my panties.

(2:15:18 pm)DysphoricRomeo:But apparently I am suited to be dressed femininely. It is like the more I accept it, the more I feel sexy about it.

(2:16:23 pm)TheSnob:Fantastic. Congratulations on coming to terms with this new facet of your gender identity.

(2:16:43 pm)DysphoricRomeo:What do you mean? The more and more I feel feminine the more and more excited i get.

(2:16:57 pm)DysphoricRomeo:It is like my clothes feel sexier when I say it even.

(2:17:13 pm)TheSnob:That's nice.

(2:17:30 pm)DysphoricRomeo:So maybe that is my body saying that I belong in pretty things like a princess..

(2:17:41 pm)TheSnob:Perhaps it is.

(2:18:04 pm)DysphoricRomeo:And when I am a big girl, I would wear things that are sexier I think.

(2:19:57 pm)TheSnob:Good plan.

(2:20:11 pm)DysphoricRomeo:My head feels mixed up I think maam

(2:22:06 pm)TheSnob:Good plan.

(2:22:26 pm)DysphoricRomeo:What do you mean?

(2:23:18 pm)TheSnob:To wear appropriate things as a grownup.

(2:23:37 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, when I am grown up I will do that.

(2:23:46 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Until then I can wear princess things cause its cute and pretty

(2:23:54 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Hmmm

(2:24:02 pm)DysphoricRomeo:I think I am reacting funny to my clothes

(2:25:12 pm)TheSnob:There's definitely something funny going on.

(2:25:29 pm)TheSnob:When is the 24-hour period up?

....twenty minutes of utter silence later, I refreshed the page, and discovered that his account is now listed as User Deleted. Do I get to take credit for that, or is it just coincidence?

#11.A - You Are Not A Pretty Princess

It was such a NICE first line. Then it became what I suspect is possibly the most creative ever attempt at topping from the bottom in order to get oneself treated as a submissive. Or else he was actually hypnotized by his friends into cross-dressing for 24 hours. I'm not sure which is more amusing.

(Note: Several instances of real name removed prior to publication.)

(9:36:03 am)DysphoricRomeo:Greetings and hello. How are you doing today?

(9:38:49 am)TheSnob:Hello and good morning (assuming it is morning for you as well). I'm doing rather well today, thank you. And yourself?

(9:39:54 am)DysphoricRomeo:Good to hear! And I am doing well, I think. This is already such an interesting experience day.

(9:40:55 am)DysphoricRomeo:Basically take the mixing of hypnosis and cross dressing and you get what I am experiencing today. My friends and I were discussing stereotypes for chicks. The end result was a bet/dare that I couldn't spend a day in their things, in public. So here I am sitting here as a chick and thinking/feeling way too much like one because of the hypnosis.

(9:41:08 am)DysphoricRomeo:Nope, I sound loopy. Haha. Guys should not look down and see tights and a dress. Never mind the other layers.

(9:44:12 am)TheSnob:*chuckle* That's an interesting challenge that you and your friends have set for yourself; how is it going so far? Aside from the obvious unfamiliarity of women's clothing on your person, how is it making you think/feel like a woman?

(9:44:35 am)TheSnob:(I have a friend who enjoys going out in a pretty dress from time to time,, so that's not really so much of an oddity for me.)

(9:46:21 am)DysphoricRomeo:It is odd feeling! Haha. I am wearing make-up, puffy dress, tights, shiny shoes, panties, purse, etc. etc. etc. etc.

(9:46:40 am)DysphoricRomeo:I don't know what is more girly feeling/embarrassing… all the girly clothes layers that chicks are supposed to wear or the funny thoughts that pop in my head from the hypnosis perception inversion.

(9:47:25 am)TheSnob:I must confess unfamiliarity with the concept of "hypnosis perception inversion" - can you explain in brief for me?

(9:53:20 am)DysphoricRomeo:I keep acting super girly. Fixing my dress, crossing my legs and just acting like I belong in a dress like a chick does. I am starting to think they used a silly perception inversion on me.

(9:53:35 am)DysphoricRomeo:Basically, a perception inversion is taking the person hypnotized and making them feel stereotypes they have about someone else actually applies to them. I have an idea.

(9:54:47 am)TheSnob:Adjusting a dress to make sure one is modestly covered is a pretty normal thing; I've found myself doing the same thing even in pants or shorts, tugging to make sure it's not binding, and I know men do the same.

(9:55:10 am)TheSnob:Do you think that perhaps you are instead hyper-aware of it, because of the unfamiliarity of the other-gendered clothing you're wearing?

(9:55:26 am)DysphoricRomeo:well.. and the inversion.. but also cause i'm not used to wear bras and panties and stuff

(9:56:10 am)DysphoricRomeo:I haven't used the trigger by reading in a while. Can I get you to type something for me. I want to see if I can figure out what they did.

(9:56:17 am)TheSnob:Any new type of clothing definitely takes some getting used to, certainly.

(9:56:31 am)DysphoricRomeo:well tights and sikly patnies and stuff.. never mind my pretty dress

(9:56:57 am)TheSnob:My understanding of hypnosis, though is that it's something that cannot be done to a person involuntarily.

(9:57:15 am)DysphoricRomeo:Of course not, they have to allow to be put under, which I did, I just think they tried a slightly different inversion

(9:57:50 am)TheSnob:What is the difference between what they intended and what you suspect they did?

(9:58:04 am)DysphoricRomeo:That is what I am unsure. And why I want you to try something. Do you mind?

(9:58:32 am)TheSnob:I'm leery of promising unknown assistance, but tell me what it is you'd need, and I'll tell you if I'm willing.

(9:58:50 am)DysphoricRomeo:First let me explain. The trigger is the word contessa. Any question that follows it gives me the "urge" to answer it. (Even if it happened when I was hypnotized.) Make sense?

(10:00:08 am)TheSnob:I think so; in theory, suing that trigger, I could ask you to explain to me the hypnosis that was used on you, and you'd get the urge/compulsion to answer.

(10:00:37 am)DysphoricRomeo:Exactly!> But you can type what I tell you so you don't make me feel girlier.

(10:01:21 am)TheSnob:What, specifically, are you asking me to type?

(10:01:23 am)DysphoricRomeo:Okay then, type this: "Contessa, do you still have a PI active in your mind? If so, contessa, what is it?"

(10:01:43 am)TheSnob:Contessa, do you still have a PI active in your mind? If so, contessa, what is it?

(10:03:29 am)DysphoricRomeo:Heather made me feel like a shy little girl who desperately wants to feel like a princess, maam. She thinks the best way to find and take direction from other girls. If you see this you triggered (Redacted). If you want to learn how the full trigger works and give him some "direction," please type "Contessa, explain trigger."

(10:03:59 am)TheSnob:Contessa, explain trigger.

(10:04:19 am)DysphoricRomeo:Ahh. They are setting me up to find people to help them make me feel girly. Hahahah.. Those little bitches. You are not allowedYes maam I will explain the trigger.

(10:11:51 am)DysphoricRomeo:Thanks for helping teach (Redacted) a lesson about feeling like a princess. :) The trigger works two ways. You can make him answer questions. Just type contessa, then the question. Such as "Contessa, what colour are your panties?" The other is a suggestion. You can influence what he is thinking (to a certain degree). Such as "contessa, you like how pretty your dress feels" or "contessa, you are picturing yourself dressed as a ballerina." All of this wears off, so don't worry about breaking him. Thanks and have fun!

(10:12:44 am)TheSnob:Contessa, does (Redacted) actually want to feel like a princess, or is that desire entirely a construction of his "friends"?

(10:13:17 am)DysphoricRomeo:I am (Redacted) maam. And I do'nt want to feel like a princess besides the inversion feeling in my head that makes me react like a little girl.

(10:13:58 am)TheSnob:Fascinating. So it's not like "contessa" is a separate personality answering the questions, it's just a trigger for the compulsion to answer and respond?

(10:14:05 am)DysphoricRomeo:Weird. It was like I was waiting for you to sya something.

(10:14:14 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yes. It is just a trigger not a separate personality

(10:14:59 am)TheSnob:Contessa, is there a trigger to end the hypnosis before it wears off?

(10:15:24 am)DysphoricRomeo:No maam, the trigger is only used for modification of existing suggestions.

(10:16:06 am)TheSnob:Contessa, is there a way to disable the trigger?

(10:16:31 am)DysphoricRomeo:No maam, the trigger cannot be disabled until I finish my bet.

(10:16:45 am)TheSnob:Contessa, what comprises the completion of the bet?

(10:17:24 am)DysphoricRomeo:To spend 24 hours as a girl or becoming so turned on by feeling girly that I orgasm maam

(10:17:26 am)DysphoricRomeo:wtf

(10:17:39 am)DysphoricRomeo:I knew about the first part, but not the latter

(10:18:06 am)TheSnob:Contessa, can I use the trigger to instruct (Redacted) not to respond to triggered instructions that run counter to his own desires/preferences?

(10:18:40 am)DysphoricRomeo:No maam, I am not allowed to do that

(10:19:00 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, you should be able to. It is a woman's job to wear pretty things like this

(10:19:37 am)TheSnob:Contessa, why not? It would seem logical to me that the trigger should urge compliance with that suggestion,s trengthened by the underlying basic desires or aversions the subject already has.

(10:21:35 am)DysphoricRomeo:Because I am allowed to take triggers that allow me to move toward my goal of ending my bet maam

(10:22:55 am)TheSnob:Contessa, are there any other parameters to the bet, knowledge relevant to the bet, or triggers that are latent and/or unknown to (Redacted)?

(10:24:33 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yes maam, I was unaware of the connection of sexual excitement to feeling submissive and feminine and how it could build in me maam. Also, I was unaware that my sexist behaviour was one of the reason the women thought I should learn how it feels

(10:26:27 am)TheSnob:This is fascinating, (Redacted). What do you think of this?

(10:26:41 am)DysphoricRomeo:I shouldn't get turned on by how pretty my things feel!

(10:26:50 am)DysphoricRomeo:It is a woman's job to feel sexy in panties and stuff

(10:27:20 am)TheSnob:May I play devil's advocate to your claims?

(10:27:26 am)DysphoricRomeo:Sure.

(10:28:29 am)TheSnob:Turn-ons aren't inherently defined by things that are socially accepted as "common" or right. There are many things that turn people on that could be considered unusual or even deviant, when laid against a percentage of the population on a bell curve style of distribution.

(10:29:22 am)DysphoricRomeo:But I feel all pretty and feminine and that make syou feel delicate and submissive.

(10:29:50 am)TheSnob:There are people who get turned on by dressing up like stylized animal shapes in latex suits and playing domination submission games involving food. There are people who get turned on by automobiles. Kink and fetish tend to be very hushhush.

(10:30:05 am)DysphoricRomeo:But i'm not a little princess!

(10:30:14 am)DysphoricRomeo:My panties have ballerinas on them and ruffles

(10:30:30 am)TheSnob:That said, there are often common factors in things that are, while not forthrightly accepted as turnons for both genders, nonetheless arousing.

(10:30:52 am)TheSnob:No, you aren't a little princess; but you are a man who is undergoing an interesting, albeit somewhat unethical, experiment at the hands of your friends.

(10:31:04 am)DysphoricRomeo:But I feel so dainty and feminine.

(10:31:15 am)DysphoricRomeo:my pretty tights and my dress and stuff.. This is what a princess gets to wear

(10:32:02 am)TheSnob:You say that you shouldn't feel pretty or sexy in panties, and point out the girl things on them - but setting aside the ballerinas, setting aside that the cloth is women's underwear; the cloth itself feels good. It's a sensual treat, and an unusual one in a world where most men's underwear is a poly-cotton elasticized blend of some kind.

(10:32:40 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yes, that is true, but its so silky and I can feel the lace bits and ruffles on them when I move around.

(10:32:59 am)DysphoricRomeo:You can't put aside that satin or the ballerinas cause those make me feel girlier and prettier and such

(10:33:14 am)TheSnob:Exactly; physical sensation, sensuality.

(10:33:27 am)DysphoricRomeo:My panties are not supposed to feel like that.

(10:33:58 am)TheSnob:You have the option outside of the compulsion that's been hypnotized into you, to consider these things on their own physical merit, set apart from the connotations of sex and gender as ascribed to the construction of the garment.

(10:34:30 am)DysphoricRomeo:What do you mean?

(10:34:34 am)TheSnob:Aren't they? And yet there are many stores, both online and brick-and-mortar, that sell men's boxers and thongs in silk and lace and other exotic fabrics.

(10:34:49 am)DysphoricRomeo:But my panties are pretty, that is why they feel so nice.

(10:34:59 am)DysphoricRomeo:You wear panties like this cause you wish you could be a ballerina or stuff.

(10:36:06 am)TheSnob:Is that your supposition, or the compulsion of the hypnosis, making that assumption?

(10:36:30 am)DysphoricRomeo:my supposition, you put on pantie slike this cause you think ballerinas are pretty

(10:36:41 am)DysphoricRomeo:its the next best thing to getting to wear a tutu

(10:37:49 am)TheSnob:The ballerinas I've known generally don't tend to wear panties with ballerinas on them. In fact, most grown women don't; that's the sort of print more often seen on little girl undergarments.

(10:38:13 am)DysphoricRomeo:yeah, I know when you are a big girl you don't wear panties like mine

(10:38:30 am)DysphoricRomeo:Which is kind of similar to my dress and tights and all the rest too.

(10:39:02 am)TheSnob:So did you friends actually dress you up in little girl clothing?

(10:39:14 am)DysphoricRomeo:What do you mean?

(10:39:36 am)TheSnob:Because they don't generally make panties like that for grown women.

(10:39:55 am)DysphoricRomeo:yeah, these are like little girl panties

(10:40:09 am)DysphoricRomeo:and my tights have hearts on them and I have a pretty dress with puffy sleeves and and stuff

(10:40:26 am)TheSnob:Wow. They really did dress you up like a child's vision of a princess.

(10:40:58 am)DysphoricRomeo:See! I'm like a little princess!

(10:41:16 am)DysphoricRomeo:And thats why my panties are pretty with ballerinas cause its like syaing I wish I could be a ballerina in a tutu and stuff

(10:42:00 am)TheSnob:Contessa, does (Redacted) actually want to feel like a pretty princess, or is that part of the hypnotic compulsion?

(10:43:26 am)DysphoricRomeo:I am (Redacted) maam. The compulsion makes me want to fit into the inversion and I feel an unlying urge to fullfill my bet.

(10:45:44 am)DysphoricRomeo:Of course I don't want to be a pretty princess! Dresses make you feel feminine and delicate hun

(10:45:57 am)DysphoricRomeo:That means I like how myp anties and dress feel or i want to wear a cute loetard or whatever

(10:47:13 am)TheSnob:How do you think this fits in to that hidden parameter of the bet, as far as your women friends thinking that you tend to be sexist?

(10:47:30 am)DysphoricRomeo:because I can feel when i say girly things i get a rush from it

(10:48:39 am)DysphoricRomeo:or you having me justifying my clothes makes me feel girlier and more submissive maam

(10:48:58 am)TheSnob:Do you think that's really helping to get an understanding of sexism, or do you think that perhaps it's actually ultimately going to feed into it?

(10:49:27 am)TheSnob:Because as it stands right now, it seems like all this hypnotic exercise is REALLY doing is utterly sexualizing every component of the female outfit you're wearing.

(10:49:29 am)DysphoricRomeo:I think perhaps I know what it ifeels like more on the inside. NOt that its my job to know how silky panties and bras and stuff feel

(10:49:54 am)DysphoricRomeo:Hmmm. That is true. I wonder if tha is why they picked some so silly for an outfit. Since it is not realistic

(10:50:43 am)TheSnob:I think that it's at least good to have an awareness of how much goes into a woman's outfit. They can be undeniably complicated.

(10:51:07 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, I can see that there are a lot of layers and fabrics and things ot feel pretty and feminine.

(10:51:16 am)TheSnob:It is definitely not a realistic woman's outfit at all. It sounds more like an outfit that a little girl would wear to play dressup.

(10:51:31 am)DysphoricRomeo:Exactly! It is much more of an outfit I would use to play dress up like a princess

(10:52:02 am)DysphoricRomeo:I should be wearing grown up panties not pretty ones liek these

(10:54:21 am)TheSnob:Well, grown up panties dow also tend to be pretty - they just don't tend to be so childish.

(10:54:45 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yes I know but these make me feel pretty and submissive. It doesn't help they are silky and ruffly.

(10:54:52 am)DysphoricRomeo:Cause i notice my panties when I move and stuff

(10:55:30 am)TheSnob:Of course you do. They're unfamiliar in both style and substance.

(10:55:44 am)TheSnob:Although I wonder about the ruffles - did your friends put you in rhumba pants?

(10:55:46 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, they feel so silky and soft and make you feel all dainty and such

(10:55:52 am)DysphoricRomeo:rhumba?

(10:56:06 am)DysphoricRomeo:"put you in" .. it sounds like they had to drses me! :P

(10:56:26 am)TheSnob:*grin* Are the ruffles across the butt? It's a specific type of panty known as rhumba pants, developed as part of the dancing world to wear while doing the rhumba.

(10:56:42 am)TheSnob:Well, did you pick out the clothes yourself, or did your friends pick them out for you?

(10:56:58 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yes. They have ruffles on the bum of my tights, not on panties. They have ruffles aorund the leg.

(10:57:01 am)DysphoricRomeo:They picked out my clothes

(10:57:56 am)TheSnob:They made you wear ruffled panties under tights? That's kind of rude.

(10:58:35 am)DysphoricRomeo:That so I look pretty if i don't have on tights

(10:58:45 am)DysphoricRomeo:but the ruffles on my panties are not a lot

(10:59:10 am)TheSnob:I would hope not. Ruffles on panties would get smushed under tights, and probably itch.

(10:59:10 am)DysphoricRomeo:not like the pretty ones on my tights..

(10:59:33 am)DysphoricRomeo:The ones on my tights are more cause I can feel them under my bum when I sit. It like all padded almost

(10:59:48 am)DysphoricRomeo:kind of hard to explain but almost like i'm sitting on padding

(11:00:21 am)TheSnob:I understand; I've seen tights with the rhumba pants ruffles.

(11:00:29 am)TheSnob:Again, typically only on tights made for very little girls.

(11:00:36 am)DysphoricRomeo:very little girls?

(11:01:14 am)TheSnob:Yeah. Like, toddlers.

(11:01:28 am)DysphoricRomeo:Toddlers? But i[m wearing panties.. toddlers wear diapers

(11:01:47 am)DysphoricRomeo:wtf.. that would feel all padded like the ruffles on my tights

(11:01:59 am)TheSnob:Depends on if they're potty trained. I know two kids who trained at one and a half, so they were still toddlers, but no lnger in diapers.

(11:02:26 am)DysphoricRomeo:well .. i'm not in diapers.. I wear panties

(11:02:42 am)TheSnob:Yes, you've said as much. Several times.

(11:02:53 am)DysphoricRomeo:I know, but i dind't want it to sound like i Needed a diaper

(11:02:58 am)DysphoricRomeo:sorry

(11:05:05 am)TheSnob:Contessa, does the compulsion include trying to steer the conversational partner into sexual discussion or praise for a "pretty princess"?

(11:06:15 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yes maam, I should continue to guide a conversation to make me feel more feminine and girly, so I am guided to fulfilling the compulsion to feel sexually excited and orgasm maam.

(11:06:25 am)DysphoricRomeo:hmmm

(11:06:55 am)TheSnob:Contessa, does that compulsion also include steering (Redacted) into a submissive role as part of trying to make him feel feminine?

(11:07:33 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yes maam, the more feminine i feel the more submissive I will feel which will feed off itself in a circle maam.

(11:08:02 am)TheSnob:contessa, was this specified by the girl or girls who did this hypnosis?

(11:08:44 am)DysphoricRomeo:No maam, not specificially but htis fulfill the overall desire of the second part of my bet maam.

(11:10:53 am)TheSnob:Very interesting. I can see where this butts up against the problem of sexism. It seems that you have the idea that the only way femininity is sexy is in terms of the girly or submissive, to the point of being shy, childlike, or otherwise somehow "lesser".

(11:11:42 am)DysphoricRomeo:They are just blowing it out of proportion. It isn't my job to wear such pretty things. I was supposed to be more dresed like a grown up

(11:12:35 am)TheSnob:Do you necessarily have to wear the same outfit for 24 hours, or can you cange into something that is a more "grown up" woman's outfit?

(11:12:50 am)DysphoricRomeo:I"m not sure. I don't exactly have other outfits.

(11:13:00 am)DysphoricRomeo:I'm not a chick that I have bras and panties to choose from

(11:13:51 am)TheSnob:Fair enough; although you did say that the bet was that you had to wear this stuff in public - I imagine you could go see your friend and demand help in acquiring a less ridiculous outfit.

(11:14:58 am)TheSnob:What happens if you lose this bet?

(11:15:44 am)DysphoricRomeo:They are either at work or in class righ tnow. And i guess it sin't as bad I make it out to be

(11:16:17 am)DysphoricRomeo:I'm not sure. But if I win I can control all of the next hypnosis sessions

(11:16:36 am)TheSnob:Ah... that's a pretty attractive prize, I don't doubt.

(11:17:12 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yes definitely. But now I'm the one in such a pretty dress silky little panties on my hips

(11:18:56 am)TheSnob:Yep. How is it going, dealing with how the hypnosis-induced demeanour of feeling and acting like a little girl as opposed to your usual persona?

(11:19:16 am)DysphoricRomeo:it makes me feel so feminine and delicate.. like people can see how feminine I am

(11:19:26 am)DysphoricRomeo:or are looking at my pretty dress

(11:19:48 am)TheSnob:And how does this compare to how you normally like to feel or be perceived?

(11:19:58 am)DysphoricRomeo:or I move and notice my pretty things and it feels so naughty

(11:20:02 am)DysphoricRomeo:its opposite.. I am not feminine

(11:20:27 am)TheSnob:Is this causing a physical or mental dysphoria for you?

(11:21:35 am)DysphoricRomeo:Kind of. I feel all feminine and squirming.. and stuff

(11:22:16 am)TheSnob:Do you know what Dysphoria is?

(11:22:25 am)DysphoricRomeo:Opposite of euphoria

(11:22:37 am)DysphoricRomeo:Distressed stage or mood, in effect

(11:23:11 am)TheSnob:Sort of. It's a very disconcerting sensation of being unhappy, out of place, out of touch, when the way you are or think you are supposed to by does not match up with the way you actually are.

(11:23:31 am)TheSnob:It's common in people who end up undergoing gender transition, prior to doing so.

(11:23:45 am)DysphoricRomeo:I guess so. I should like how pretty my dress and lingerie feels because its good to feel turned on and my panties feel sexy.

(11:25:51 am)TheSnob:I suppose it's rather a good sign that despite your conception of how you shouldn't feel sexy in women's clothing, you do seem to actually feel pretty okay with it.

(11:26:32 am)DysphoricRomeo:yes.. its hard not to notice how feminine and dainty you feel in a dress and such

(11:26:44 am)DysphoricRomeo:how can you not feel pretty with tights and panties caressing your figure

(11:27:21 am)TheSnob:That's often contingent on the nature of the garment. One feels very different in a ballgown as opposed to a sundress, or a cocktail dress, or a mumuu.

(11:27:39 am)DysphoricRomeo:yes, my dress is like a princess so it makes me feel all pretty and elegent

(11:27:44 am)DysphoricRomeo:I haven't got to wear those other ones

(11:28:43 am)TheSnob:I wouldn't think that you had; but I have, so I can speak from experience - they're all a type of dress, but each one makes you feel different just by what they are, as well as by what they're made of and how well they fit.

(11:29:01 am)DysphoricRomeo:yes they are soft and flowly and expose your legs and make you feel pretty

(11:29:54 am)DysphoricRomeo:it make syou want to twirl i htink cause you can feel your dress on your legs

(11:30:04 am)DysphoricRomeo:but you don't want to expose yourself.. unless you do it on purpose

(11:30:09 am)TheSnob:*nodding* That is often fun.

(11:30:17 am)TheSnob:The twirling, I mean.

(11:30:19 am)DysphoricRomeo:I was twirling before

(11:30:30 am)DysphoricRomeo:but my dress lifts up too high and you see the ruffles on my bum

(11:31:55 am)TheSnob:The point of the ruffles is two-fold; one, to puff the back of the dress slightly, in the way that a petticoat or crinoline would be to a smaller degree; and two, to be visually glimpsed beneath extravagant movement of the dress, such as happens during a rhumba.

(11:32:13 am)DysphoricRomeo:so its okay to show off the ruffles on my tights?

(11:32:18 am)DysphoricRomeo:that is naughty

(11:32:22 am)DysphoricRomeo:whoa..

(11:32:36 am)DysphoricRomeo:that was such a rush feeling when I thought that

(11:36:00 am)TheSnob:It's not naughty inherently; it's dependent on your intention, I suppose.

(11:36:22 am)DysphoricRomeo:if you want to excuse your bottom that is naughty

(11:36:31 am)DysphoricRomeo:its also sexy to look up a dress or a skirt

(11:39:14 am)TheSnob:I think you mean "expose", not "excuse."

(11:41:50 am)DysphoricRomeo:Heheh. Yes, I mean expose.

(11:42:41 am)TheSnob:It's actually decidedly intrusive to look up a dress or skirt; upskirt attempts can get one slammed with invasion of privacy litigation.

(11:44:12 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yes, but it is naughty to see up a skirt and if someone is looking up my dress or stuff.

(11:49:11 am)DysphoricRomeo:Wow I think you are making me feel girlier, my clothes didn't feel sexy before

(11:50:44 am)TheSnob:It is naughty; naughty meaning rude, bad, not the right or allowable thing to do.

(11:50:58 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yes maam. I am bad for thinking that

(11:51:41 am)TheSnob:So where are you anyway - in terms of being "in public", since that was part of the terms of this bet of yours?

(11:51:53 am)DysphoricRomeo:I am in a library

(11:52:47 am)TheSnob:Definitely a better location for fulfilling the first term of bet completion, rather than the second. I recommend you stick to the first.

(11:53:08 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, I shoudln't like the feel of pretty things. They're just nice I guess.

(11:53:32 am)TheSnob:You can like them, certainly. There's nothing wrong with that.

(11:54:16 am)DysphoricRomeo:Yeah, but they feel sexy

(11:54:56 am)TheSnob:If that is something you're enjoying and not just because of the compulsion, you may want to note it as something to try once the bet is over and the hypnosis worn off.

(11:55:22 am)DysphoricRomeo:I shouldn't have satin and lace on my bum! Next I need a dress and asked to be spanked

(11:56:08 am)TheSnob:Spanked?

(11:57:06 am)DysphoricRomeo:err.. I"m not sure where that came from.. pretty things make me feel so submissive

(11:57:43 am)TheSnob:Contessa, do the parameters of the hypnosis include anything relating to D/s?

(11:57:57 am)DysphoricRomeo:I am not sure what is D/s maam

(11:58:45 am)TheSnob:Domination/submission.

(11:59:03 am)DysphoricRomeo:I am not submissive if that is what you mean

(11:59:37 am)TheSnob:When you're not under hypnosic, you aren't submissive?

(11:59:42 am)DysphoricRomeo:I dont' think so

(12:03:47 pm)TheSnob:Contessa, now that I have defined D/s, please answer my previous question thereto.

(12:05:11 pm)DysphoricRomeo:Yes maam, I am to feel more and more submissive maam which makes me feel more and more turned on maam

(12:10:34 pm)TheSnob:Do you consider submission to be inextricably tied to femininity?

(12:10:51 pm)DysphoricRomeo:yes maam, it makes me feel so feminine to be submissive to you

(12:11:51 pm)TheSnob:This is intriguing; given that, woudl you consider a woman who is not submissive to be not feminine?

(12:17:04 pm)DysphoricRomeo:whoever is more girly/feminine should be submissive

(12:17:48 pm)TheSnob:So since I am a woman, is it not reasonable to assume that regardless of clothing, I am inherently more girly/feminine?

(12:18:25 pm)TheSnob:Ah, it is time to lunch. I'll be back later.

So that's left him with something to chew on in terms of gender identity and power exchange while I go get my food.