#41 - I LOVE the smell of rape culture in the morning!

ChildishRomeo: Hi baby

TheSnob: Why are you calling me baby?

ChildishRomeo: Because your hot

TheSnob: My hot what?

ChildishRomeo: U no your sexy

TheSnob: What? My sexy what?

ChildishRomeo: Your holy
ChildishRomeo: Your hole body is hot

TheSnob: I'm not a hole. I have a body of substance.

ChildishRomeo: Can we exchange dirty pics pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: Sure, I'll start.

ChildishRomeo: Okay
ChildishRomeo: Go
ChildishRomeo: Go

*picture sent - a handful of dry dirt and pebbles on a cement patio*

*picture received in return - frothy ribbon-thin waterfall in a desert landscape*

ChildishRomeo: Not thes kind of pics no
ChildishRomeo: Like dirty picks of u

TheSnob: But you said dirty!

ChildishRomeo: And then I will send some of me pls

TheSnob: Dirt all over that patio - soooooo filthy!

ChildishRomeo: Haha lol but pls pics of u and thin I will send pics of me pls

TheSnob: I have pictures of myself in my albums.

ChildishRomeo: Hal bout dirty pics of your self com on thin I will send you some of mine

TheSnob: What makes you think I want pictures of you?

ChildishRomeo: What makes me whant pics of u pls

TheSnob: Like I said, there are pictures of me in my albums.

ChildishRomeo: Pls can we pls exchange sexule pics been up all nite wating for people to chat with me pls

TheSnob: Why didn't you sleep?

ChildishRomeo: I. Was wating

TheSnob: I am not interested in exchanging sexual pics with you.

ChildishRomeo: Pls pls

The Snob: No means no, boyo.

ChildishRomeo: Just for a little while thin I will leav u alone plsplsplspls plsplsplspls

TheSnob: So do you do this offline too?

ChildishRomeo: How can I do this offline
ChildishRomeo: But really plsplsplspls
ChildishRomeo: Just a litt while
ChildishRomeo: Pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls I will start pls plsplsplsplsplsplaplslslaplslalsls

TheSnob: Ask women for things they don't want to give you and then when they say no, beg and pester and plead and whine like a little selfish boy whose mummy has denied him a lolly, trying to wear her down until she is worn out and gives in?
TheSnob: Because you don't give a damn about what makes that woman who she is. You're just interested in, as you accidentally poetically put it, her "hole body."
TheSnob: I said no, I meant no.
TheSnob: Go take a nap.

ChildishRomeo: Pls do you know iny body I can to
ChildishRomeo: Pla
ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: Try maybe a dating site slightly more geared for this kind of crap... but with your harassment-cum-rapist methodology, I'd really recommend you just watch some porn.

ChildishRomeo: I did and dating site it cost pls can we exchange oooo pla

TheSnob: No

ChildishRomeo: Pls
ChildishRomeo: Plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

TheSnob: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (since you're routinely dropping vowels, I'll use them)

ChildishRomeo: Plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss pls I will leavu alone

TheSnob: How about we just skip right to that last part?

ChildishRomeo: Pls just for a little while pls pls pls

TheSnob: Not for a little while, not now, not ever, not at all.

ChildishRomeo: Pls thin I promis I will leav you al

TheSnob: Leave me alone now.

ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: No.

ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: No.

ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: No.

ChildishRomeo: I promise I will leav you alone forever for jurist a l
ChildishRomeo: Inte while pls pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls thin I will leav u alone pls plspllsplsplaplaplplsplspl

TheSnob: How about you leave me alone forever in exchange for not block/reporting AND setting the dogs of Internet war on your crude, boring, harassy/rapey ignorant self?

ChildishRomeo: Why
ChildishRomeo: Okay I will leave u alone
ChildishRomeo: If u tell me someone I can chat with pls

TheSnob: I'd suggest perhaps a therapist.

ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: Yes, please, therapy. And also perhaps apologize to your mother for the flaming disrespect you have for women.

ChildishRomeo: Com on pls

TheSnob: What makes you think there is any chance I'd change my mind?

ChildishRomeo: Pls I'm about. To leav


Clearly that was something I couldn't resist - I shut the hell up and, thankfully, he went away.