Friday, May 4, 2012

#42 - Life, The Universe, and How To Not Talk To Girls

My darlings, file this under "shitty ways to start a BDSM relationship."

SpankhappyRomeo: you need to be

 The Snob: I need to be what?

 SpankhappyRomeo: spanked

The Snob: Is that so?
The Snob: And what brings you to this supposition?

SpankhappyRomeo: you sis
SpankhappyRomeo: did

The Snob: How so?

SpankhappyRomeo: you are telling me now

The Snob: I'm pretty sure I'm not saying any such thing.
The Snob: Please support your hypothesis with evidence.

SpankhappyRomeo: you would have clicked block by now if i was wrong

The Snob: You assume so.

SpankhappyRomeo: you are proving me correct

The Snob: Not really, no.

SpankhappyRomeo: then go away and don't reply

The Snob: *patpat* have fun trying to play dom. I hope it works out for you some day. 

SpankhappyRomeo: you replied
SpankhappyRomeo: why?

The Snob: See, here's the thing about how a dynamic of domination/submission works properly: the sub has to actually give over the power of choice and direction to the dom. You can't presume submission. You can't assume intention that isn't stated.
The Snob: All that you accomplish with that manner of approach is getting unsatisfactory subs who don't really understand what they want, or pissing up the subs who DO know what they want. 

SpankhappyRomeo: you apparently have a rule structure that needs to be followed
SpankhappyRomeo: how has that worked for you?

The Snob: Quite well, actually. I've negotiated several quite satisfying relationships with folks who understand and respect boundaries and limitations.

SpankhappyRomeo: and i was right

The Snob: So has this been working for you?

SpankhappyRomeo: you have so far been a waste of time

The Snob: Only because you lack the self control to step away or the awareness to recognize the value of mutually negotiated boundaries.

SpankhappyRomeo: ah
SpankhappyRomeo: nope

The Snob: Yup.

SpankhappyRomeo: as you wish
SpankhappyRomeo: you apparently know everything

The Snob: No, I don't know everything. But I know what works for me, and also what is a generally accepted structure for the negotiation of a trusting kink-friendly relationship.

SpankhappyRomeo: yeah
SpankhappyRomeo: whatever

The Snob: I wish you the best of luck in finding what you seek.

SpankhappyRomeo: no, you don't

The Snob: Yes, I do.

SpankhappyRomeo: yeah

The Snob: You're not going to find it with me, and that's okay.

Friday, March 16, 2012

#41 - I LOVE the smell of rape culture in the morning!

ChildishRomeo: Hi baby

TheSnob: Why are you calling me baby?

ChildishRomeo: Because your hot

TheSnob: My hot what?

ChildishRomeo: U no your sexy

TheSnob: What? My sexy what?

ChildishRomeo: Your holy
ChildishRomeo: Your hole body is hot

TheSnob: I'm not a hole. I have a body of substance.

ChildishRomeo: Can we exchange dirty pics pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: Sure, I'll start.

ChildishRomeo: Okay
ChildishRomeo: Go
ChildishRomeo: Go

*picture sent - a handful of dry dirt and pebbles on a cement patio*

*picture received in return - frothy ribbon-thin waterfall in a desert landscape*

ChildishRomeo: Not thes kind of pics no
ChildishRomeo: Like dirty picks of u

TheSnob: But you said dirty!

ChildishRomeo: And then I will send some of me pls

TheSnob: Dirt all over that patio - soooooo filthy!

ChildishRomeo: Haha lol but pls pics of u and thin I will send pics of me pls

TheSnob: I have pictures of myself in my albums.

ChildishRomeo: Hal bout dirty pics of your self com on thin I will send you some of mine

TheSnob: What makes you think I want pictures of you?

ChildishRomeo: What makes me whant pics of u pls

TheSnob: Like I said, there are pictures of me in my albums.

ChildishRomeo: Pls can we pls exchange sexule pics been up all nite wating for people to chat with me pls

TheSnob: Why didn't you sleep?

ChildishRomeo: I. Was wating

TheSnob: I am not interested in exchanging sexual pics with you.

ChildishRomeo: Pls pls

The Snob: No means no, boyo.

ChildishRomeo: Just for a little while thin I will leav u alone plsplsplspls plsplsplspls

TheSnob: So do you do this offline too?

ChildishRomeo: How can I do this offline
ChildishRomeo: But really plsplsplspls
ChildishRomeo: Just a litt while
ChildishRomeo: Pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls I will start pls plsplsplsplsplsplaplslslaplslalsls

TheSnob: Ask women for things they don't want to give you and then when they say no, beg and pester and plead and whine like a little selfish boy whose mummy has denied him a lolly, trying to wear her down until she is worn out and gives in?
TheSnob: Because you don't give a damn about what makes that woman who she is. You're just interested in, as you accidentally poetically put it, her "hole body."
TheSnob: I said no, I meant no.
TheSnob: Go take a nap.

ChildishRomeo: Pls do you know iny body I can to
ChildishRomeo: Pla
ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: Try maybe a dating site slightly more geared for this kind of crap... but with your harassment-cum-rapist methodology, I'd really recommend you just watch some porn.

ChildishRomeo: I did and dating site it cost pls can we exchange oooo pla

TheSnob: No

ChildishRomeo: Pls
ChildishRomeo: Plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

TheSnob: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (since you're routinely dropping vowels, I'll use them)

ChildishRomeo: Plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss pls I will leavu alone

TheSnob: How about we just skip right to that last part?

ChildishRomeo: Pls just for a little while pls pls pls

TheSnob: Not for a little while, not now, not ever, not at all.

ChildishRomeo: Pls thin I promis I will leav you al

TheSnob: Leave me alone now.

ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: No.

ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: No.

ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: No.

ChildishRomeo: I promise I will leav you alone forever for jurist a l
ChildishRomeo: Inte while pls pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls thin I will leav u alone pls plspllsplsplaplaplplsplspl

TheSnob: How about you leave me alone forever in exchange for not block/reporting AND setting the dogs of Internet war on your crude, boring, harassy/rapey ignorant self?

ChildishRomeo: Why
ChildishRomeo: Okay I will leave u alone
ChildishRomeo: If u tell me someone I can chat with pls

TheSnob: I'd suggest perhaps a therapist.

ChildishRomeo: Pls

TheSnob: Yes, please, therapy. And also perhaps apologize to your mother for the flaming disrespect you have for women.

ChildishRomeo: Com on pls

TheSnob: What makes you think there is any chance I'd change my mind?

ChildishRomeo: Pls I'm about. To leav


Clearly that was something I couldn't resist - I shut the hell up and, thankfully, he went away.