ChildishRomeo: Hi baby
TheSnob: Why are you calling me baby?
ChildishRomeo: Because your hot
TheSnob: My hot what?
ChildishRomeo: U no your sexy
TheSnob: What? My sexy what?
ChildishRomeo: Your holy
ChildishRomeo: Your hole body is hot
TheSnob: I'm not a hole. I have a body of substance.
ChildishRomeo: Can we exchange dirty pics pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls
TheSnob: Sure, I'll start.
ChildishRomeo: Okay
ChildishRomeo: Go
ChildishRomeo: Go
*picture sent - a handful of dry dirt and pebbles on a cement patio*
*picture received in return - frothy ribbon-thin waterfall in a desert landscape*
ChildishRomeo: Not thes kind of pics no
ChildishRomeo: Like dirty picks of u
TheSnob: But you said dirty!
ChildishRomeo: And then I will send some of me pls
TheSnob: Dirt all over that patio - soooooo filthy!
ChildishRomeo: Haha lol but pls pics of u and thin I will send pics of me pls
TheSnob: I have pictures of myself in my albums.
ChildishRomeo: Hal bout dirty pics of your self com on thin I will send you some of mine
TheSnob: What makes you think I want pictures of you?
ChildishRomeo: What makes me whant pics of u pls
TheSnob: Like I said, there are pictures of me in my albums.
ChildishRomeo: Pls can we pls exchange sexule pics been up all nite wating for people to chat with me pls
TheSnob: Why didn't you sleep?
ChildishRomeo: I. Was wating
TheSnob: I am not interested in exchanging sexual pics with you.
ChildishRomeo: Pls pls
The Snob: No means no, boyo.
ChildishRomeo: Just for a little while thin I will leav u alone plsplsplspls plsplsplspls
TheSnob: So do you do this offline too?
ChildishRomeo: How can I do this offline
ChildishRomeo: But really plsplsplspls
ChildishRomeo: Just a litt while
ChildishRomeo: Pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls I will start pls plsplsplsplsplsplaplslslaplslalsls
TheSnob: Ask women for things they don't want to give you and then when they say no, beg and pester and plead and whine like a little selfish boy whose mummy has denied him a lolly, trying to wear her down until she is worn out and gives in?
TheSnob: Because you don't give a damn about what makes that woman who she is. You're just interested in, as you accidentally poetically put it, her "hole body."
TheSnob: I said no, I meant no.
TheSnob: Go take a nap.
ChildishRomeo: Pls do you know iny body I can to
ChildishRomeo: Pla
ChildishRomeo: Pls
TheSnob: Try maybe a dating site slightly more geared for this kind of crap... but with your harassment-cum-rapist methodology, I'd really recommend you just watch some porn.
ChildishRomeo: I did and dating site it cost pls can we exchange oooo pla
TheSnob: No
ChildishRomeo: Pls
ChildishRomeo: Plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
TheSnob: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (since you're routinely dropping vowels, I'll use them)
ChildishRomeo: Plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss pls I will leavu alone
TheSnob: How about we just skip right to that last part?
ChildishRomeo: Pls just for a little while pls pls pls
TheSnob: Not for a little while, not now, not ever, not at all.
ChildishRomeo: Pls thin I promis I will leav you al
TheSnob: Leave me alone now.
ChildishRomeo: Pls
TheSnob: No.
ChildishRomeo: Pls
TheSnob: No.
ChildishRomeo: Pls
TheSnob: No.
ChildishRomeo: I promise I will leav you alone forever for jurist a l
ChildishRomeo: Inte while pls pls
ChildishRomeo: Pls thin I will leav u alone pls plspllsplsplaplaplplsplspl
TheSnob: How about you leave me alone forever in exchange for not block/reporting AND setting the dogs of Internet war on your crude, boring, harassy/rapey ignorant self?
ChildishRomeo: Why
ChildishRomeo: Okay I will leave u alone
ChildishRomeo: If u tell me someone I can chat with pls
TheSnob: I'd suggest perhaps a therapist.
ChildishRomeo: Pls
TheSnob: Yes, please, therapy. And also perhaps apologize to your mother for the flaming disrespect you have for women.
ChildishRomeo: Com on pls
TheSnob: What makes you think there is any chance I'd change my mind?
ChildishRomeo: Pls I'm about. To leav
Clearly that was something I couldn't resist - I shut the hell up and, thankfully, he went away.
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Goodness. That was terrible!
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