Thursday, September 17, 2009

#24 - Too Many Roosters In My Henhouse

Sometimes, for whatever reasons, I get messages that have accompanying, uh, visual aids. This one in particular had alongside it the man's avatar, featuring presumably himself seated in an armchair. The shot went from neck to mid-shin, and the view of his form, in a state of obvious excitation, wsa entirely unhindered by any clothing whatsoever.

InsecureRomeo:Just out of curiosity, to you think my cock is a decent size?

TheSnob: I don't keep chickens, so I really have no basis for comparison.

InsecureRomeo:Thank you, you've been very helpful.


I must admit, I did go to his profile to get a larger-scale view - and on any scale, it was, in fact, impressive.

I'm glad I save it locally, because a few minutes later he deleted it. I thought long *koff* and hard *koffkoff* about having it accompany this post, as by having it on his profile he'd theoretically put it into public domain. But (A) that's too disrespectful of any veneer of privacy he might maintain, and (2) that would probably shunt this blog right into the category of pornography, and get me booted from blogger.

And I don't want that any more than you do.

4 comments:

  1. I'd bet it wasn't him, or was Photoshopped. :)

    Sometimes they amaze me, what they have the literal balls to show in public (as in, post on the internet).

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  2. sometimes they really don't know... it takes a girl blinking and saying "No, I'm NOT just being flattering. I'm not sure I'm tall enough to ride that ride!"

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  3. My list of what not to do on a dating site seems to know no bounds. My text editor may very well crash soon.

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